10 Things Grumpy Cat Is Thankful For

November 24, 2014

2:55 pm

Another Thanksgiving, another opportunity for sugary-sweet declarations of gratitude that happen exactly zero times during the rest of the year. Who do these humans think they’re fooling?

Here are 10 things Grumpy Cat is genuinely thankful for:

Grumpy Cat comas1. “People eating so much that they pass out and leave me alone.”

– Kelly Wilkerson, cofounder of Decipher Media

2. “Travis Kalanick”

– Bryan Clayton, cofounder and CEO of GreenPal

3. “Earplugs. Every day.”

– Scott Latham, founder and CEO of Colabination

Grumpy Cat gluten free4. “All the new, fancy gluten-free Turkey recipes.” Not.

– Andrei Soroker, founder & CEO of Kato.im

5. “Spam. The digital kind.”

6. Another miserable year is almost over”

Grumpy Cat ebola– Jake Chapman, cofounder and COO of Progrids.com

7. “Ebola.” 

– Anonymous

8. “This [Thanksgiving] BS is only once a year.”

– Corbett Drummey, cofounder of Popular Pays

9. The impending zombie apocalypse

Grumpy Cat working10. The fact that you have to work this Thanksgiving

– Jacob Perler, cofounder and CEO of Snaapiq


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Kira M. Newman is a Tech Cocktail writer interested in the harsh reality of entrepreneurship, work-life balance, and psychology. She is the founder of The Year of Happy and has been traveling around the world interviewing entrepreneurs in Asia, Europe, and North America since 2011. Follow her @kiramnewman or contact kira@tech.co.

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