Jeff Bezos Thinks We Should Shoot Donald Trump Into Space

December 8, 2015

3:00 pm

Yesterday morning, Donald Trump decided that he didn’t like Jeff Bezos, which is insane. Trump claims that the Washington Post, owned by Bezos, exists purely to keep the taxes down at this “no profit company, Amazon“.

Further, Trump insisted to the Twitter-verse that if “Amazon ever had to pay fair taxes, its stock would crash and it would crumble like a paper bag”. What’s keeping it afloat then? Trump weighed in on that point as well, claiming that the Washington Post “scam” is keeping Amazon alive.

First thing’s first: that’s just factually inaccurate. Amazon is one of the most successful companies in this day and age, and we all know that. Thankfully, Bezos didn’t remain quiet this time and let Trump have it. In fact, according to a post on The Verge, Bezos has only ” tweeted just four things since he joined Twitter in 2008″. His response? Simple. Let’s shoot Donald Trump into space on the Blue Origin Rocket.

I think that’s a plan that all sides of the political debate could get behind. After all, Trump was recently pitted in a fictional poll against JK Rowling’s Lord Voldermort. If the two were to be running against each other in the 2016 election – hypothetically, of course – current polls show that Voldermort would destroy Trump. Also polling better than Trump in this fictional election are:

The Terminator


Darth Vader


The Shark from Jaws


Oh, and Chris Christie


Check out the full article on the fictional poll at none other than The Washington Post.

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Will is a Senior Writer with Tech.Co, based out of America's Finest City: San Diego. He covers all territory West of the Mississippi river, digging deep for awesome local entrepreneurs, companies, and ideas. He's the resident Android junkie and will be happy to tell you why you should switch to the OS. When he's off the clock, Will focuses his literary talent on the art of creative writing...or you might find him surfing in Ocean Beach. Follow Will on Twitter @WJS1988

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