January 9, 2015
Nothing says you’ve made it in the world like a $75 poop emoji shirt. You don’t need to drive an Audi or wear a pair of Ferragamos to show off your status; naw, man, what you need is this poop emoji shirt to convey not just your heightened position in society, but also to tell the world “Hey, I’m down with dem emojis too tho.” Or maybe you’re some metaphysical nihilist, for whom reality is just an invisible speck of dust on a sheet of paper that doesn’t exist, and thus for whom a poop emoji shirt matters greatly (or matters not…depending on how you view it). In whichever case, you should probably put in an order for the shirt now.
Currently being crowdfunded on Betabrand, this poop emoji shirt is surprisingly (unsurprisingly…?) on its way to reaching its fundraising goal. With 27 days left in the campaign, the crowdfunding campaign for the shirt has already raised more than 70 percent of its initial goal.
The poop emoji shirt is a slim-fitted, short-sleeve, button-up that features a pattern made from the iconic poop emoji. It uses lightweight cotton and features textured faux-shell buttons, and, um, that’s about it. You can support the campaign on Betabrand and get a shirt for yourself; your poop shirt will arrive sometime in April.
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